Thursday, April 20, 2006

big life directive...

hey guys, been awhile since i last made a post...


hmmm... let's see what's new:

"Zee Updates..."
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*'rents know i'm gay, not that new.
*not really scoring high grades in school, not new news at all.
*finally taking the SATs, very new news.
*have yet to get my scores, am a dumbass, lemme get them now

____________SAT SCORES_____________

... nvm, i just learned that they revised the date from Apr 17
to Apr 24. what a bitch.

anything else?

I'm joining the navy.


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I'M JOINING THE NAVY!
ohmigawd. Me, a homo, is gunna be a saylore! (read it really gay)

this calls for an interlude:

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet


In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea


In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


Who me?


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


But, but but I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!


They want you, they want you in the navy


Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?


They want you, they want you in the navy.


thank you Village People

"Update Wrap"
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so yea, that 'bout wraps up the update, what else?
gunna be 18 soon, woot!
gunna be in shape soon, woot!
and i re-fell in love with Bomberman,
hopefully i didn't break love in the
process.

"SAT story"
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oh yea, one last note, the SAT story.

I wake up on a fine April day.
---April 1st, 2006.
It's the day of SATs, so I wake up around 5AM
and shower, beautify myself just in case.
Remembering to notify my family and what not,
even though I've told them 4 months ahead of time,
I try to tell my parents whilest they're sleeping
but it's in the family's genes to be a bitch when
waking up, so I tell my lil bro instead and leave
a note.

I'm all packed and on my way, fast foward a bit,
meet up with some old and new friends at my test
center, not my home school, Grover Cleveland HS
here in Maspeth, Queens, NY, USA.

Fast foward past the hang out afterwards and the
feeling up of Peter to when I head home and, behold
a sight, my PC's gone. More so, all wires connected
to what had been where the PC was located are
frayed, signs that it was actually brutally
removed. Bitch.

---Approx. 2PM. Home. PC Missing.
My brother's playing his Playstation. Kingdom Hearts
II, and the bitch is not even working on the
gummi ships. I'm calm and collected dispite the
current situation. I see the antennae to my brand
new $90 wireless card is intact, or at least I
believed so, I mean, $70 went to the antennae alone.
I learn five minutes later what are the makings of
the innards of the cable used to attach the antennae
to the card. Bitch. Bitch Fuck Nigga.

It's me, Fernando. And I've just lost it. Fuck this.
They have yet to learn me. I decide that they no
longer need their PC, and this is the best part.
I've kept a copy of a program that manipulates
WinXP's services to allow it to change the password
daily based on a simple algorithm and a dictionary.
What's great about it is that it requires an
external source to release the current data set for
a current hour. It's repetitive and easily
hackable, but for the purpose of blocking a PC from
being used by morons anymore, it's great.


---Several hours later, Parents feel stupid, I'm
left with damaged goods, no one has a PC, rather,
I have my laptops and they have nothing. Isn't life
grand?

"Why, why, why?"
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I bet some are wondering why the sudden decision into
the naval forces. It actually isn't a rush decision.
I've been planning my future situation for quite
awhile and have found it optimal to join the Navy
versus any other course of action. Plus it's about the
most least involved of all. I mean in that I'm told to
do my work, I become a lab rat, and I've been that for
years up until Sophomore year of HS, I was comfortable
with that and I surely miss it. Navy, here I come.

I'll be heading out by end of August, but before then,
I'll be needing a boyfriend to smother. Which reminds
me, where's this Andre character my friend Matt has
been telling me about?